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February 6, 2013

When Oracle bought MySQL [Humor]

Filed under: Humor — Patrick Durusau @ 10:26 am

When Oracle bought MySQL from DBA Reactions.

Start your topic map day’s reading with some humor!

More seriously, suggestions of pics or video clips with topic map related captions welcome! (for the renovated topicmaps.com).

If we can’t smile at ourselves, very few are going to smile on us.

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