Pure brilliance posted to Twitter by Karen Reilly, @akareilly:
I am the very model of a hacker individual, I’ve information cryptographic, analog and digital, I know every cypherpunk, adhere to Kerckhoff’s principle, I bounce from node to node so I can make myself invisible. I’m very well acquainted, too, with server vulnerability, I escalate my privilege and I trash availability, I know the latest breaches and I know first when the ‘net’s ablaze, With many cheerful facts about developments in zero days. I’m very good at cracking but I can support security; I know that it is bollocks if you seek it with obscurity : In short, in matters cryptographic, analog and digital, I am the very model of a hacker individual. I know our hacker history from Ada to the Admiral, If I ever leave a trace at most it is ephemeral, I clone your black box hardware tokens or I social engineer I fill logfiles with peculiarities that cause CTO fear I can open any doors with tumbler locks or RFID I've got root and have the keys to all your cryptocurrency I can hum your servers dead by reaching a high decibel No matter where I am, I am guaranteed to pop a shell In short, in matters cryptographic, analog and digital, I am the very model of a hacker individual.
I have seen other verses but not certain of their placement. Perhaps that’s intentional.
In any event, this is the first version I saw on Twitter. Other arrangements and content are likely to exist and be equally enjoyable.