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December 10, 2017

“Smart” Cock Ring Medical Hazard

Filed under: Humor,IoT - Internet of Things — Patrick Durusau @ 8:42 pm

World’s first ‘smart condom’ collects intimate data during sex and tells men whether their performance is red-hot or a total flop.

From the post:


The smart condom is a small band which fits around the bottom of a man’s willy, which means wearers will still need to strap on a normal condom to get full protection.

It is waterproof and features a band that’s ‘extraordinarily flexible to ensure maximum comfort for all sizes’.

Bizarrely, it even lights up to provide illumination for both partners’ nether regions.

Or better, a picture:

With a hand so you can judge its size:

It’s either the world’s shortest condom or it’s a cock ring. Calling it a condom doesn’t make it one.

The distinction between a condom vs. cock ring is non-trivial. Improperly used, a cock ring can lead to serious injury.

Refer any friends you are asking for to: Post coital penile ring entrapment: A report of a non-surgical extrication method.

Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi tweeted this as: “Security disaster waiting to happen…” but competing against others poses a health risk as well.

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