7 Symptoms you are turning into a Hadoop nerd

October 30, 2012

7 Symptoms you are turning into a Hadoop nerd

Filed under: Hadoop,Humor — Patrick Durusau @ 1:29 pm

Very funny!

Although, as you imagine, my answer for #2 differs. 😉

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